Daddy Big Dong

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

daddy's whore

a person who will do whatever their daddy (their significant other) wants

daddy whore

Boy: "Suck my dick, bitch"
Girl/Boy: "Yes daddy"
Boy: "That's right, you're daddy's whore"

by bisexualpotato August 7, 2016

Daddy

Before the internet ruined the word daddy, many young kids, or toddlers will call their dad daddy. Now that the internet has ruined it, daddy is a kind of thing you say during sex when having an orgasm.

" oh daddy, yes please"

by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 14, 2018

Your daddy don't even know

1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.

Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.

"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"

by Shakweefa October 18, 2008

Baby daddy

The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, getting you pregnant but wont commit to marriage. He usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant. A trifling nigga that got you pregnant stuck around for a little while till shit got to hard and then he left his family for bitch with who wants to get pregnant on purpose because none took her seriously for being a hoe and fucking the entire work environment. A man lies about you and tells the world everything was your fault but get mad and want to kill the nigga he see you talking because yall aren't together anymore. The petty motherfucker who puts a front for the world about his kids but in real life he's a sorry ass joke for the way he treats the mother of his children.

Damn my baby daddy is being petty Bc he thinks I'm talking to some nigga.

by TheRealestOfThemALL August 13, 2015

owo daddy

Something my girlfriend will randomly say

Me: I wuv chu bb
Girlfriend: owo daddy *moans*

by JustKichiChan September 19, 2019

daddy please

1. (n.)An exclamation used during sex to signify pleasure.

2. (n.)A phrase used by toddlers when they don't get something they want from their daddy.

3. (n.) A statement that one person wants to engage in sex.

1. Oh, oh daddy please, more of you hard drive inside my port.
2. BUT DADDY PLEASE. I WANTED THE PINK RHINO.
3. Daddy please put your big elephant trunk inside me and wiggle it around like a band-aid.

by Fried glue December 6, 2016