Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.

"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."

by Oscar MacGorden January 26, 2012

commonly

When a bitch sucks your dick then your friend's dick then your friend's friend's dick then your friend's friend's dick she is a commonly as in she commonly sucks dick.

Bro: Bro i got my dick sticky with (insert name)
Bro2: Me too dude!
Bro3: So did I she's such a commonly.

by Oscar Denali September 17, 2014

combosion

1. A state similar to cardiac arrest entered after a hit off a badass joint.
2. A general state of being fucked up, down, sideways, and especially inside-out.

"AWWW SHIT DOG, he just went into combosion!!"
"DAMN! Pass dat shit!"

by Lazer Pewpew April 1, 2007

Comfortable shoe brigade

Lesbians!

When someone is a lesbian, they are a member of the comfortable shoe brigade.

Plays on the stereotypical doc martin wardrobe of the lesbian community!

She's a member of the comfortable shoe brigade!!

by Dawdle March 19, 2009

the combo

a total pleasure session with a blow job combined with a hand job - keeps everyone happy...mostly the chick i think. i personally spend more time on the hand job. :)

Boy - "How about a sloppy bj tonight?"
Girl - "How about the combo to satisfy you, you huge stud?"

by wildwit July 30, 2010

utterly combobulating

The term "utterly combobulating" derives from the term "peng" both meaning something that is rather fucking peng... (brap) you can't use the word peng once you have encountered the phrase "utterly combobulating" cause thats the rules and thats how it is...brap

i was utterly combobulated last night.
that party was utterly combobulating innit bruv...

BRAP

by Shanepatsmith May 26, 2011