morrisons breakfast

my college luckily enough has a supermarket right next door (we call it Chuck Norrissons) - the clue is kind of in the name.

usually a Morrisons breakfast is just a mix of all the sweets doh-nuts and chocolate that you can get you hands on for as little money as possible and that your mum would never want you to eat first thing in the morning

I was up all night last night and haven't eaten anything. anyone want a morrisons breakfast?

by theamazingjt November 18, 2010

Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time

"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.

breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then

by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 18, 2003

Norwegian Breakfast

The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.

I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.

by NBF1 September 25, 2010

breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

by Scatcap September 14, 2007

Breakfast Buritto

Don't you mean Justin, not Jesse?

by Anonymous June 25, 2003