Brown Plow

Visious anal sex, only to be preformed raw dog.

Me and Sarah were sitting on the couch then I gave her the Brown Plow!

by Stuart August 18, 2003

brown lip

Verb: To Brown Lip Is To Expel Shit Too close to the edge of the toilet seat so that you shit hangs stuck under the lip of the seat. Semi-permanent. May possibly also including Shit stain on seat (not always the case).

Holy Shit I Just Brown Lipped In the bathroom stall. It sucks for the next person who's shit has been foiled by my brown lip.

by Matt Cohen October 29, 2007

Brown bag fever

Essentially a more widely accepted term for a hangover; one may come down with the "Brown bag fever" only after a night of drinking, hence the term 'brown bag' was coined refering to the brown bag that is placed over alcohol when purchased at a liqour store and 'fever' to refer to the sick, nearly fever-ish feeling one gets from drinking too much.

Boss: Why were you sleeping at your desk this morning?

Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"

by ClassyGent18 April 27, 2008

brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

by one ball May 24, 2009

brown lipstick

When someone is said to be constantly "eating shit" from other people is defined as wearing brown lipstick.

That news reporter wears brown lipstick to keep her job

by SumerianPlumer November 13, 2013

brown eye surprise

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.

"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."

by pkbm July 21, 2006

Brown Pelican

The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.

"My night wasn't complete until I pulled the Brown Pelican"

by Mike bob January 18, 2007