brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

Brown Road

The act of taking a dump in a line on the back of your sex partner.

Dude you won't believe this girl i met last night. She let me give her a brown road!

by fatboythuggin11 July 29, 2009

Madison brown

one bitch of a person

madison brown is your friendly xavier university bitch

by maxmcedi January 1, 2022

Brown canal

Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth

Hey babe let’s get dirty, let’s make a brown canal

by Useless Giant March 12, 2019

Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021

Browns Fan

Someone who never gives up...even in a time of no hope whatsoever.

Stacy's a real Browns Fan is she thinks they are going to be able to come back and win...

by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017

toasty brown

Large brown areolas

I asked Katie to show me her tits and man her toasty browns were huge.

by Joehobo March 15, 2017