proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

by ompelle December 20, 2008

Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

boerenlul

A derrogatory word in Dutch language that means literraly "farmer dick". It is used for morons who behave like un-educated farmers, without manners.

What a boerenlul is this guy he is not able to eat with a knife and fork!

by Wouter Kabouter December 9, 2006

Boner pit

an unattractive womens pussy

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."

by boner pit miner September 28, 2008

boner orange

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating

the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange

by BLS13 August 28, 2009

boner control

the amount of control one has over his boners.

when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.

by respectcomedy December 10, 2009