Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011

Bitches be bakin'

A term referring to the reality of life. It's inevitable or bound to happen.

Dammit my house was audited, well bitches be bakin'

by Doktoberfest January 30, 2015

wanking and banking

The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.

Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.

by Mad Pussy 69 June 6, 2018

shake and bakin

(v.) to act or perform in a way that is superior to all others; to be a winner, champion, legend

“Hot damn you girls are good! What’s your secret?”

“Oh, you know, we’re just shake and bakin.”

by miffy June 13, 2018

All your mates are backing you up

A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion

Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!

by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018