Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

of'st'v'p'whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Meaning of "Of Who", Typically used in a sentence to express how energized and cool they are feeling.
It contains the almighty word named whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'e.

Guy 1: Someone stole your soda!
Guy 2: of'st'v'p'whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: What?
Guy @: of'st'v'p'whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: Godly being, spare my soul

by OddSmartman April 23, 2020

a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

a heem heem whimper

An onomatopoeia meant to imitate the sound of sobbing or suppressed crying.
The term is mostly popular on Tumblr, which makes it a particularly "chronically online" way of expressing emotion. Using this term in real life or outside of certain online spaces will probably earn you odd looks and confusion.
It is also rarely spelled as "aheem heem whimper" or "ah heem heem whimper."

CrybabyCryptid420: "Pleeease suffocate me in your thighs"
FrogsInFishnets69: "No."
CrybabyCryptid420: "a heem heem whimper."

by guytheginger December 23, 2024

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025