White girl wasted

when you go to another drunk girls house and she stole your frap and you get extremly drunk because of how white girl wasted you are. btw ur white if you didnt know and everyone else is also white. You start singing along to random japanese songs and completey failing, Pretending you`re mexican and waking up to find 5 miss calls from your self and also finding all night you were making out with a cow,

GIRL WE WERE SO WHITE GIRL WASTED, WE WERE EVEN MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED THEN BRITTNEY, WELL READY TO GET MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED TIME

by h790ik May 3, 2018

I just wasted your time.

i just wasted your time clicking/ searching this up.

you can leave now. I just wasted your time.

by yuri tared December 6, 2019

prudent wastebasket

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want the white stuff in her mouth during felatio so you stomp on her foot like the pedal of a wastebasket to open it, and you make a basket while her mouth is open to scream in pain.

I was tired of my girlfriend not wanting to swallow, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

walter matthau

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.

"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"

by failure33object August 7, 2006

Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 19, 2013

Waste Gash

A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.

(ugly person walks by)

Person 1:

OMG did you just see that girl.

Person 2:

Yeah. She is such a waste gash

by Fattybob June 6, 2010

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck)

a person that you wouldn't sleep with for a million dollars, someone so not worth your time you wouldn't even sleep with them with a paperbag over there face and you were the last two people on earth

Oh that girl, she's a W.O.F. (Waste of Fuck), not a chance in hell.

by cdawg for rizzle October 16, 2005