egg wash

n. Used to fool your friends into thinking you are talking about some kind of lewd sexual act.

Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol

by chomski January 5, 2012

jet wash

When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom

I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates

by jaylow68 December 22, 2013

Booty wash

Similar to a bidet, except your bottom is splashed with water when your poo violently hits the water or when you flush and water flies up and catches your ass before you get up.

Ayo, pass me that sandpaper. I got booty wash while I was taking a crap and now I need to scrape the dookie water from my forefathers off my ass cheeks

by gooch26 June 27, 2016

Pug wash

To have one's penis cleansed using another mouth, pug wash Australian slang word

Michaela can you come pug wash my penis with your drool please honey cock penis mouth suck slurp drool

by 101chode December 12, 2016

White Wash Warrior

When you're performing a sexy time on your girl and you unload on her chest, excreting ample amounts of semen in the process. The goal is to create a chest plate like coat of semen, in order to replicate the armor that of a Terracotta warrior.

Dan: Dude I nailed Chelsea last night, and turned her into a White Wash Warrior!

Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!

by C20H25N3O March 1, 2017

Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

by mrs May 2, 2014

Wash. U.

An unintelligent school whose weeney bear mascot is ripped up in pre-game rituals at rival schools.

Dude did you see what that guy did?
Yea, he totally pulled a Wash. U.

by Non-Applicable March 1, 2008