by WallyWest832w1 March 13, 2023
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I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be
Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,
But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be
Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,
But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.
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