salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

Wing Woman

The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.

Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.

by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007

Modern Woman

Can very often be put in the text and has many uses both professional and sexual. The 'Modern Woman' has a job, not entry level, has done very well for herself and maintains or does not maintain a family. In the 1950's when the term first came to use, it was also a sexual saying. A modern woman can have as many romantic interests as she sees fit. The modern woman pursues affairs and is equal to the man when it comes to sexual partners. Marking the end of the 'nice girl era' in which women were only suppose to have one sexual partner as opposed to men, who could pursue interests of a sexual nature.

'You're a modern woman, you can have as many partners as you please"

"Wow Susan dresses nice, owns her own house, is sexy and sleeps around"
"Shes the regular modern woman."

by SlicKsta00 September 8, 2009

Devil Woman from the Ice Caves

A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.

When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.

When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.

by Mike Ness September 14, 2008

Piranha Woman

Cute chicks, typically between 18 and 28, who try to get fucked/pregnant by old rich men for money.

Curious guy: "Why are you dating that old fart ?"

Piranha woman: "Bitch, look at this 2 million dollar diamond necklace on my neck and u'll know why."

Curious guy: "...uhh...Does he date guys too ? Tell him i got a nice ass when i shave..."

by nokia6630videos April 9, 2012

alex (woman)

Alex is a girl who’s too beautiful to admit it. She has tons of boys who want her but she only focuses on one. She’s loyal, caring, loving and just an amazing person overall. She’s wifey material, any boy would be lucky to marry her. She’s exetremely athletic and can be trusted with any secret. She can talk to someone for hours on end. It’s very easy to fall in love with an alex. Don’t do her wrong, if you loose her you would feel lost. Always have an alex because one day you will need her. She’s amazing for a Friday night out or a stay in and takeout. Never loose alex. You’ll regret it.

Damn! Alex (woman) is hot! I love her!

by soccerplayer17 May 1, 2018

one woman uso

One Woman USO is usually an attractive promiscuous woman with a uniform fetish, than not only does Charity and volunteer work for the troops like raising money for organizations and sending care packages. One Woman USO also provides services needed to help boost morale and help with PTSD and Depression via Sex

That chick is a one woman USO

by Reikireika October 10, 2019