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that wanker stold my money!
wanker by Anonymous December 8, 2002
one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.
God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker
wanker by price check please January 23, 2005
feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!
Wanker by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008

blue tick wanker 

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.
I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.
blue tick wanker by gyred January 3, 2019

Wankedexterous 

When you can masturbate with both hands e.g the ambidextrous of masturbation.
Did you hear Jacob is wankedexterous he wanked off jack with both hands.
Wankedexterous by TheRealTubbyTubTub February 20, 2024

wankerific 

One who is the masta of wanking and loves to wank
weinAIR is wankerific!
wankerific by Captain B October 31, 2003