Dumb Buttons

This is another name for nipples

“All I can think about is fondling those dumb buttons”

by Monsoon Niplord April 22, 2022

Chasing Buttons

Chasing Buttons is a term used for chasing a large breasted woman. The term is apparent when her breasts are nearly bursting through her shirt.

Me and the boys are headed to the pub, we're chasing buttons tonight.

by rotorwerkz July 05, 2022

Spunky button

Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.

Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

by Durt McGurt July 01, 2024

Poverty Button

An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.

by Durt McGurt November 14, 2023

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015