King Loaf

the colloquial name for a large turd, shit, poop, crap deemed the "king loaf" due to its size and stature, usually unpleasant to conceive from the anus.

Dude, tommo just king loaf'd in his pants

by pillso September 9, 2010

kottonmouth kings

KMK is the best group out there. they are a bunch of stoners who makes phat shit. Kmk is CARRIED by Johnny Ritcher and D-loc.

Fucking rad.

1605!

by Ritcher October 18, 2003

King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

by James March 10, 2003

king james

Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.

Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*

by ssj marik February 18, 2005

king hit

A colloquial, jazzed up way of saying someone was punched in the head with the intent of the perpetrator being to knock them out.

A word the Australian media is known for overusing as a buzzword, similar to how the media in the US kept calling a recent trend of innocent people being assaulted with a punch to the head "the knockout game".

A 25 year old man was king hit last night in Kings Cross, becoming the 6th victim of the king hit epidemic sweeping the nation, you may be next

by Samson44 January 4, 2014

king for a day

1. A man who dresses up in woman's clothes.
2. Used to refer to something that is stupid.

1. Tre Cool likes to be a king for day.
2. My computer is being a king for a day.

by Dirnt September 21, 2005

King Roberts

A brand of cheap, nasty, mass-produced alcohol. They do vodka, gin, white rum and scotch whiskey... well, an attempt at them anyway - all shitty poison. The worst hangover of your life will ensue should you drink enough of this crap

Good for cleaning paint brushes

by Dangerous G April 18, 2004