Televisiphonernetting

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

by bag o douche August 24, 2007

tell you bout yourself

A country way to mean "tell someone off." Also can imply "fuck someone up."

Tee: Yo, you ugly as shit.
Nae-Nae: Meet me outside, bitch. Bet you I'll tell you bout yourself.

by just a gyal October 17, 2008

Telescope

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.

by Poopy poop November 12, 2013

douche tell

A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.

"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."

"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."

by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009

Telli

A Telli is when you rent a room in a hotel and invite friends over to drink and stuff.

Hotel- telli
Hotelii

Rachael "hey lets go to Meagan's telli by the beach"

Scott "A what?"

Rachael " hotel"

by ------------------------------------- May 29, 2008

The Sun on Teletubbies

A sun that has a face of a baby on the PBS show Teletubbies; does nothing but giggles and smile at whatever the teletubbies do; Rises and sets after every episode

Me: Well, hello, Sun!
Sun: **giggles**
Me: Do you always giggle?
Sun:**giggles**
Me: What the hell's wrong with you???
Sun: **giggles**

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

by paul May 24, 2004