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Tom Cruise 

A person who is thought to be retarded.
Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?
Tom Cruise by HansGioLoy21 October 3, 2010
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tom petersson

The bassist for Cheap Trick. Also, the inventor of the 12-string bass and possibly Pop Tarts.
Tom Petersson has lived in every city that Cheap Trick has played.

Tom goes tap tap 

When someone in the same room suddenly has the urge to masturbate in the middle of the night waking up everybody else.
OMG dude wtf he's doing. Oh... Tom goes tap tap tap.
Tom goes tap tap by 42BP October 1, 2006

Tom Jones Jr 

Just a little bit hungry (see "Tom Jones")
I ate something for lunch. I am just Tom Jones Jr. right now.
Tom Jones Jr by Terpits August 11, 2007
The hideous Tan line on the feet from wearing Tom shoes in the sun without any socks
Luke sanders: yo dude check out my Tom Tans (takes shoe off to show retangle tan on his feet)

Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss
Tom Tan by avengedrkr July 16, 2011

Tom Cruise 

A queer man who practices Scientology and will, in fact, hide in your closet if you say his acting isn't the best. And he won't come out right away.
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.
Tom Cruise by laureenoluv March 24, 2010