George Bush Syndrome 

an affliciton for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a george bush syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

George Bush Syndrome by Paul S. W. August 8, 2006

U-Haul Syndrome

A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.

Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.

U-Haul Syndrome by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

Campaign Car Syndrome 

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.

Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.

Campaign Car Syndrome by DemInCa August 5, 2009

Asian School Girl Syndrome 

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.

Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!

Asian School Girl Syndrome by Frankenshtern December 15, 2010

nanonut syndrome

When ones testicles have shrunk to levels that are difficult to measure. Most often, this condition is caused by being whipped into submission and abused repeatedly by heartless a member of the opposite sex. The infected party usually dishes out all monetary earnings to help support worthless causes. In extreme cases, eunuchs have more balls than someone with nanonut syndrome.

Vito, your nuts have practically disappeared. Nanonut syndrome is recoverable, but you have to grow a sack again. You can start by donkey punching her.

nanonut syndrome by DarthHuge January 14, 2009

Baby born syndrome 

Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.

Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.

Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.

- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.

Baby born syndrome by TomGore May 21, 2009

Light novel syndrome 

When an anime gets adapted from a light novel, and the anime ends too abruptly with very little closure. Often, the anime will not get another season and it ends on an odd cliff hanger.
Notable examples that suffer from light novel syndrome are "Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?", "No Game, No Life", and "Spice and Wolf."

I loved "Overlord" but it suffers from light novel syndrome. We haven't even seen other humans yet!

Light novel syndrome by GenericallyEpic December 14, 2015