Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.

Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.

by Amandokas April 17, 2023

Shrek

Shrek is the most powerful being in the world. He is the god of donkeys, onions, swamps, ogres, onions, onions, and even more onions. Shrek is the best anime character, if you say otherwise, he will get very mad.

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023

shrekrolled

Like a rickroll, but with "All-Star" by Smash Mouth

"Darn it! Jim shrekrolled me again!"

by Fawnoverbrawn May 3, 2023

Shrek

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

shrek is god

by Shrek is lord May 15, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023