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Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
by HiFalootin November 8, 2011
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Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you
Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 29, 2020
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Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.
person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015
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squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.
-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.
by squirrel11 February 23, 2015
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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
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