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Skooths

Very hot/attractive/sexy person. If someone calls you a skooths it is most likely that they are trying to flirt with you because being called a skooths is basically the largest compliment on the planet. You are probably very very VERY short and gay. ;)
Please keep being sexy!
Person 1: Hey Skooths! I like your Wilbur Soot merch! :D
Skooths: thanks darling, you too! ;))
by yourmommyhasanucecock May 19, 2022
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Smotherfucked

the outcome of a poorly executed golf shot whereby the result is a severe hook that does not get airborne.
Gary, you "smotherfucked " the shit out of that tee shot.
by Chuxmad October 22, 2022
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smooch dat cooch

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory
- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar
by ball.sucker December 7, 2022
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smoochiepie

extremely hot and sexy name for an extremely hot and sexy person, this usually is used by a boyfriend to a girlfriend, also refers to the fact that the male thinks the female has great lips and hips
Smoochiepie come over here and let me give that ass a clappin
by The only Cookie Monster February 18, 2023
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Smother Mate

When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob
Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up
by unholytrinity3 March 4, 2023
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smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023
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Smootism

A Religious group that worships Lord smoot
"Do you follow a religion?"

"yes smootism"
by funnyjokeer June 11, 2023
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