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Dog Salad 

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.
Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea
Dog Salad by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010
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clam salad

a vagina after 10 guys have cummed in her vagina and a mixed dude takes a shit on her clit.
Wow, they just turned Corinne's pussy into a clam salad.
clam salad by TheNightsThatSayNi January 31, 2015

Platitude salad 

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.
Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.
Platitude salad by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

Taco Salad 

A party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

It's the opposite of a sausage fest.
Hey man you really should come out tonight, it's a real taco salad out here. Chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.
Taco Salad by ROID R4GE February 18, 2010

Balls Salad 

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.
My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.
Balls Salad by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

taco salad 

A taco salad is when someone eats out the asshole of a individual from Mexico
It was totally hot when Patrick gave Rodriguez a taco salad
taco salad by JessRichKA October 24, 2006

rodeo salad 

Getting your salad tossed while recieving oral from another chick and grabbing both heads,creating a rodeo bull riding effect,and a rumble in the balls.
Pat brought home two skanks last night, I walked in on a rodeo salad, that shit was hilarious
rodeo salad by Jheath420 October 16, 2007