stupid needy ho

Someone who's needs far exceed their societal worth.

Stopping being a stupid needy ho and get a job!

by AnalogIllusion.com June 20, 2011

stupid sex

sex that is very boring

(zack laying down in bed while amy humps him and puts her tits in his face) Courtnet had great sex with me, you give me stupid sex, OH WAIT THIS IS GREAT HUMP IT GIRLLL YOUR VAGINA LOOKS GREAT LET ME SUCK THOSE TITS LIKE OUR BABY WOULD!! AHHHH UH UH UH MMM THIS IS DELICIOUS!!! (Two weeks later they have sex with other people in their bed, the girls are humping each other and the boys were humping each other) All that you could hear was the girls sucking each others pussy and the boys yelling "I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND BACK BUT YOUR FUCKING ME SO WELL!!!

by BEYBLADE BURST!!! January 29, 2019

stupid gay

when you get so kinky with another guy, you do some wack things with each other. from role playing, to sticking each other feet into your butt hole, and jerking off his dick with the back of your leg. you can just be in public and grab his dick and ass at the same time licking his ear as you wait in line for food. anything you can think of that will probably hurt and is sexual is the stupid gay.

person one:Oh hahaha James Charles, your the stupid gay in the tub hahaha

James Charles: You wanna put that shampoo bottle up your pee pee hole?

by BlueStripes May 22, 2019

incredibly stupid shit

a phrase coined by the satirical news site The Onion used to describe the inane, annoying and repulsive products of modern consumer culture, such as Mind of Mencia,Perez Hilton, and The Jonas Brothers. Incredibly stupid shit can be found anywhere, but is especially abundant in reality TV shows, celebrity-oriented websites, and the self-help section of bookstores.

Fool: "I just saw Oprah talking about something called The Secret where all you have to do to make things happen is wish them into existence!"

Non-fool: "Why do you waste your time with that incredibly stupid shit?"

by S. Dure October 20, 2008

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass

Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"

by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010

double stupid

when something is so stupid and a single stupid will not justify the stupidity of the act, so it become double stupid.

'Randle walks in'

"That stupid, no thats double stupid"

by walkdle July 31, 2019

out of town stupid

(adj)- in sports; it is a person (general manager, owner, etc) who believes a player from a different city is a quality player, when in actuality it is the national media hyping the play of said player.

Hopefully Matt Forte will gain enough national credit to attract "out of town stupid" gm's to trade a good player for him.

by Bitchtits Mcgee November 16, 2009