Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

StoneHead

An idiot who lays around and bitches all day about things, while getting high, and does nothing themselves. Also, someone who is worthless and has no -real- friends, and is a bum who lives with their parents.

Whoa... Blake is such a worthless stonehead, it's sickening.

by Meggen August 15, 2004

dick stoned

when you are stoned off the dick... not love...dick stoned

Damn, he had me so dick stoned!

by Shaebake October 1, 2007

kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.

That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.

by themonicaalison January 13, 2016

stone

to make fun of somebody or something

Boy1: You ugly as hell
Boy2: You got jokes, iam bout to stone you

by Jhova July 23, 2004

Stone Cold

Term describing a really hot or stunning girl.

Taken from WWF wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner.

-"Have you seen Dan's new girl"

-"Yeah mate she's Stone Cold!"

by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006

Stonedaddy

The effect of THC entering the bloodstream through means of smoking marijuana.

When you smoke lotsa lotsa greeny green, you get stonedaddy.

by Jkizzle October 10, 2004