Suggy Sock

A group chat on twitter full of dysfunctional nutters. The Suggy Socks stan Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell.

Oi you Suggy Sock, calm your shit. Creme eggs are good xoxo

by @cmb_sunflowers << twitter February 24, 2019

sock in a Juicebox

Reconstituting a man’s masturbation sock and drinking the issue like a juice box.

Kelly was so thirsty she went after it like a sock in a juicebox

by RGibby June 19, 2023

Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.

"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"

by yardsale April 30, 2014

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009

Fuck Sock

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.

"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"

by RTYF April 4, 2020

Fun Sock

Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.

(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!

by J84* February 23, 2014