slowboy

the definition of a man who shags anything, from a bearded yak to the ripples of a morbidly obese pensioner.

'ow dude your such a slowboy, she had a face like a frying pan'

by terry the tangereen 2 February 22, 2014

slown

a word used to describe the act of slowing down. I guess it is a Texas thing.

The mail sure has slown down this christmas.

by Jimmy Johnston February 12, 2006

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

slowy

slowy or slowie is usually a word used to describe people who are dumb or thick or are a bit slow

man 1: the answer is in front of you face you fucken slowy

by zzxy_ June 25, 2018

slowblow

An amazing blowjob given by a girl with downs syndrome.

I was at the Special Olympics and this one girl I hooked up with gave me a slowblow.

by kerdewdle November 14, 2010

Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

by TotallyToastedTowlie May 6, 2010

slowcala

ocala florida.

pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.

the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.

did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.

damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?

why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.

by hellz v. May 5, 2007