chris simpson

Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.

Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi

Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt

Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox

by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013

Simp

Males who are depicted are Simps often correlate with their over-dedication towards females in ways that can be viewed as idolizing them.

Simps are usually correlated with males who act as subordinates or peasants towards women.

"Hey Synly? What do you think about Brawlatron?"

"Oh he is a major fucking simp, he'll do anything for pussy."

"LibidoLibidoLibidoLibidoLibidoLibidoLibido"

by sinfulzeta January 25, 2020

Simp

Harry. Just Harry.

My friend Metrix is a total Simp

by Nuyxo April 16, 2020

Simp

Paul Nguyen

Did you hear about that new simp that keeps going for basic Asian girls?
Do you mean Paul Nguyen?

by exfi8 June 24, 2020

biggest simp

simp is a person who is simp

shaan is the biggest simp

by shaan simp May 11, 2020

simp

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.

by Artemus Clyde January 20, 2005

jessica simpson

When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.

Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.

by elladrew April 19, 2005