choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Sea Garden

A decorative garden containing contents obtained from the sea and/or beach such as dead coral, shells, driftwood, and/or plants.

My neighbor has a pretty looking sea garden outside on her front porch.

by huneriscool17 March 7, 2022

Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over

Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.

by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023

Part the red sea

Engaging in sexual relations with a female when she is on her menstrual cycle.

Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.

by fucklit April 25, 2024

sea kitten

The young of catsharks and longtail carpet sharks.

That catshark egg might have a sea kitten inside, just waiting to hatch.

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 15, 2022

Wet A V In The Sea

A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.

"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."

by ImSoFuckingTired March 25, 2017