Hottie Mc Scottie

A really hot guy that you don't know the name of.

Gail: Hey did you see that guy?!
Brittany: Oh you mean that hottie mc scottie right over there?!

by Buhritaneah March 11, 2009

Bulletproof Boy Scouts

A fancy name for the FBI or for the police.

Person 1: Dude, tf did you do this time?!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: The Bulletproof Boy Scouts are here to arrest us!!!
Person 2: SHIT!!!!!

by Master Of Nations July 8, 2020

Scott

a mother fucker with a Cobbler Stick. Be careful, he might shove it up your ass.

“You know Scott?”
“Yeah?”
“Mother fucker shoved a cobbler stick up my ass.”

by master prober January 28, 2020

Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 10, 2008

Dred Scott

A term used in beer pong to describe a rogue cup in which the cup moves several inches from its original position most likely caused by too much condensation on the playing table.

Hey can you fix that Dred Scott? It ran like a slave trying to escape to the north.

by bry man June 16, 2008

Scottimized

The act of being anally raped figuratively by a guido, therefore taking on his characteristics.

Such characteristics are: Trying to swipe women from other bros, always talking about working out, going tanning on the reg, hooking up with bros girlfriends, repeatedly saying the line " I'm fucked up", having a wardrobe consisting of Affliction, Ed Hardy,and Tapout, and lastly thinking you are God's honest gift to women.

Man, he has been such a tool since he was Scottimized

by Burning Pheonix November 21, 2010

The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009