rubber duck

What have you been doing?

Instant messaging speak. Optionally with a question mark.
From wbd: wuh buh duh -> rubber duck

<Chris> rubber duck?
<Tim> Not much, you?

by Martin Wilson August 5, 2006

ruben

A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup

I want ruben to fuck me hard and I'll cum in his nose makes it come out of his eye fucking fatty

by Cocksucker40000 January 21, 2016

rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.

If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.

by fishpaw February 19, 2009

rube

Noun, gansta version of ruby. Red colored crystal. Often associated with diamonds and silver and gold.

"Sheeit, yo momma popped a cap in my ass and jacked my shorty's rube. Damn, I gots her that thang fo her birfday."

by BAMF Numero Tres December 28, 2005

Ruben

Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.

Rubens a baws.
But.
But.
Ziannie is bawsser. <3

by Some midget January 1, 2012

Rubbersoul

A collective term for a group of exceptionally ugly, inept and untalented people masquerading as musicians, who have a knack of ruining other peoples' big occasions (e.g weddings).

"For crying out loud, that Rubbersoul have totally spoiled our son's wedding. One of them has eaten all the pies too!"

by Dennis B September 12, 2005

rubberduckula

They where a youtuber and deivient artist who did animation critique comps and drew as well as livestream, there two main characters they used for there critique comps where vampire OC named Snap and a demon OC named skoopy.

“I am a fan ofrubberduckula “

by TheBidoof May 2, 2018