A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.
by Rea Rea November 20, 2009
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Verb; An occurance, action or statement agreed by a majority to be so unhumourous with or without effort, that the occurance, action or statement is actually very hilarious.
Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
"Fuck, that joke Robert made was so pathetic that I actually laughed."
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"
Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"
Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
by Lisa Power January 8, 2009
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by Gally1420 January 12, 2009
Get the robbestfriend mug.A doctor of psychology who was also a writer. Worked at the university of Rochester. Worked as a teacher, clinical psychologist and as a sports psychologist. Developed the T.A.I.S.. Wrote creative works in the department of sports psychology such as: Assessment in Sport Psychology, An Athletes' Guide to Mental Training, Psyched to Win, The Inner Athlete: Mind Plus Muscle for Winning, How to Put Anxiety Behind You, and A.C.T., attention control training.
Psychology isn't just for crazy people! It's really fun to listen to crazy people and think how lucky you are! Robert Nideffer is a psychologist.
by MegaTokyoPiro October 7, 2009
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He is among the first liars to peddle the British Bankers Association propaganda that, "we {all} borrowed too much".
You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare individual borrowers are responsible for the total amount lent to all borrowers. You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare banks aren't.
Peston isn't a moron, therefore he is a liar.
To deduce Peston is a banker's shill it is enough to hear him describe the £14bn misselling of PPI over a decade by virtually all the banks as 'sincerely following the rules'. No honest intelligence worthy of that description could use sincere of the banks in this context. Ergo he is a deceitful, lying, corrupt, banker's shill.
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The energy firm SSE were guilty of identical misselling of domestic power, to the tune of about £5 million. Peston deduced dishonesty, he said - "the statistics suggest there was something pretty rotten at the core of the industry", BBC News, 5 April 2013.
One misselling of £14bn (possibly £24bn) over a decade is 'sincerely following the rules', and another identical fraud worth £5 million 'shows a rotten core'.
The difference in describing these two tales of identical misselling is simply too different to be both explained and innocent.
Are you deducing what I'm deducing?
Any honest intelligence reviewing the facts is forced to conclude that Robert Peston is corrupt and, applying Occam's razor, that he is in the pockets of the BBA. Ergo - Banker's Shill.
You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare individual borrowers are responsible for the total amount lent to all borrowers. You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare banks aren't.
Peston isn't a moron, therefore he is a liar.
To deduce Peston is a banker's shill it is enough to hear him describe the £14bn misselling of PPI over a decade by virtually all the banks as 'sincerely following the rules'. No honest intelligence worthy of that description could use sincere of the banks in this context. Ergo he is a deceitful, lying, corrupt, banker's shill.
You need more? OK.
The energy firm SSE were guilty of identical misselling of domestic power, to the tune of about £5 million. Peston deduced dishonesty, he said - "the statistics suggest there was something pretty rotten at the core of the industry", BBC News, 5 April 2013.
One misselling of £14bn (possibly £24bn) over a decade is 'sincerely following the rules', and another identical fraud worth £5 million 'shows a rotten core'.
The difference in describing these two tales of identical misselling is simply too different to be both explained and innocent.
Are you deducing what I'm deducing?
Any honest intelligence reviewing the facts is forced to conclude that Robert Peston is corrupt and, applying Occam's razor, that he is in the pockets of the BBA. Ergo - Banker's Shill.
by Harry Alffa June 17, 2013
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proper noun
1. Informal: a girl who is devoted to the pursuit of male lawyers or law students.
2. Slang: Sometimes disparaging and offensive. a pretty, appealing, or alluring young woman, often one ostensibly engaged in the sport or similar activity of seducing male lawyers or law students for money (e.g. a free meal ticket) or the perceptive of power and importance and various sexual ends.
3. Chiefly British . synonym for a dirt squirrel (see dirt squirrel).
Origin: 1800s, historically emerging from the concept of a "badge bunny" (see badge bunny) whereas lustful young females (the bunny) sought to defile policemen (the badge) in search of sexual, pecuniary and psychological gratification. Compare "badge" with the formal loose fitting outer garb ("robe") worn by Commonwealth barristers in courts of superior jurisdiction.
proper noun
1. Informal: a girl who is devoted to the pursuit of male lawyers or law students.
2. Slang: Sometimes disparaging and offensive. a pretty, appealing, or alluring young woman, often one ostensibly engaged in the sport or similar activity of seducing male lawyers or law students for money (e.g. a free meal ticket) or the perceptive of power and importance and various sexual ends.
3. Chiefly British . synonym for a dirt squirrel (see dirt squirrel).
Origin: 1800s, historically emerging from the concept of a "badge bunny" (see badge bunny) whereas lustful young females (the bunny) sought to defile policemen (the badge) in search of sexual, pecuniary and psychological gratification. Compare "badge" with the formal loose fitting outer garb ("robe") worn by Commonwealth barristers in courts of superior jurisdiction.
Stacey, a 21 year old robe bunny, staves off her deep-rooted feelings of inadequacy by constantly pursuing lawyers in an ever-enchanting pursuit for sex, money and a vicarious sense of self-importance.
by Anthony Dershowitz November 30, 2013
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