readeface

someone who can't open their eyes when they smile

Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.

by Juan February 4, 2004

Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

by Ightweed January 9, 2015

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

Readvinalndsaga

mf who never misses 😹🙏 and gets all the girls

Have you ever seen readvinalndsaga miss?

hell nah

by amazingworldofgykball May 23, 2021

Ready up boys

The phrase “ready up boys” was a phrase used partucally fron 2017-2019 when the game called fortnite was growing in popularity.

Fortnite slowly died and all the 12 year olds converted to playing with their willies or playing nba2k.

Both gaming communities get absolutely no pussy and play all day until they are as wet as their mom on a Tuesday ashen their stepdad who beats them comes around.

Amen

Wow “ready up boys” before my step dad comes

by Bigoldad November 27, 2021

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

by arf79 July 10, 2011