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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
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Queef-Geef

Queef-Geef refers to a gay party in which lesbians pass gas through their vaginas on each other's noses. This is a female ritual to become like sisters.
Hey girl, let's go to the Queef-Geef this weekend.

No thank you. I don't want to breath in your pubes.
by GalPalQueen October 5, 2022
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Revelling queef

When a woman queefs so hard she shits her pants and pisses simultaneously
She was so bad until she had a revelling queef
by Queefmasa732 January 26, 2025
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Whore Queef

a queef that is so violent and loud, that it sounds like it came straight out of a whore
"GIRLLL I JUST WHORE QUEEFED LIKE A MINUTE AGO-"

"OH MY GOD SO DID I DSKSDJSDK"
by lettuceman1999 November 14, 2022
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Queef Penis

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
by wadewiggins October 15, 2023
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