pup in a pouch

When you can see a man's penis outline through extremely tight clothing. (Male camel toe)

That guy in the skinny jeans has a seriously small pup in a pouch.

by lance a lot November 16, 2014

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

down to pounce (DTP)

Brashly hating on someone. Typically used online.

Person: What do you all think of my new video?
Troll 1: My grandma can sing better than you.
Troll 2: begging for attention much?
Troll 3: pssh, wannabe loser
Person: wow everyone's down to pounce (DTP) today

by Tallywa16 January 31, 2017

Wait and pounce

Wait and pounce. When a girl says let's snuggle, what she is really saying is eat my pussy, finger my asshole, and spread my buttcheecks. After sex if she wants to "cuddle" she wants more of everything you got.

Hey we should snuggle . Let's watch TV so I can wait and pounce.

by bustncyderbutt April 12, 2017

S.E.R.E Pouch

Utilizing your rectum to hide items from the guards while attending S.E.R.E School.

Bobby hid cans of chew in his S.E.R.E Pouch.

by #DG August 18, 2018

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019

devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza

AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.

by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020