If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.
1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc
1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005
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A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Get the monkey penis mug.(v.) Act of a woman giving the balls/grundle/junk the motorboat effect. Studies have shown this to be most enjoyable... especially while eating corn beef hash.t
The Penis Motorboat...
By Patrck J. Ferro, Jr.
Narrated by Jason Blank
What happened was... I woke up one morning and I came out of this persons house which I didn't know wher eit was. And I saw a blue sky. And as I called my friends, they were like where are you, and I was like, I don't know, but I just saw a blue sky and went. So... I walked that way. And after a couple of blocks, I arrived at the ocean. And at the ocean I found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, And I saw the nice grass on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because I was still drunk, and to this day I have never been back there, But, they had the best corn beef hash. And, as I was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and I did. And I am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as I was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two balls, and motor boated the shit out of them. And it was amazing. This cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. There is no greater feeling than a penis motor while eating corn beef hash.
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By Patrck J. Ferro, Jr.
Narrated by Jason Blank
What happened was... I woke up one morning and I came out of this persons house which I didn't know wher eit was. And I saw a blue sky. And as I called my friends, they were like where are you, and I was like, I don't know, but I just saw a blue sky and went. So... I walked that way. And after a couple of blocks, I arrived at the ocean. And at the ocean I found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, And I saw the nice grass on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because I was still drunk, and to this day I have never been back there, But, they had the best corn beef hash. And, as I was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and I did. And I am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as I was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two balls, and motor boated the shit out of them. And it was amazing. This cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. There is no greater feeling than a penis motor while eating corn beef hash.
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by John McGizzle July 11, 2009
Get the penis motorboat mug.The thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. It consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. Much like the fish it was named after (the Candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.
George: What’s your problem?
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!
by mung35 May 30, 2007
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