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periodisiac

A person who is obcessed with using periods in Instant Messages. Typically uses improper grammar with the only punctuation being periods. In some cases, the periods come between words, as a comma would.
Periodisiac Example 1: "dang. that was awesome. wow."

Periodisiac Example 2: "lol..haha..awesome.."
by MCV August 18, 2006
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Personal Stamp

The act of jerking off in one's own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.
My girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so I waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.
by Shotty71 January 30, 2007
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percy-damage

Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm.
Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.
by donkey81 April 7, 2008
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percussive tuning

A comedic pseudonym, typically within engineering circles, for using brute force approach (typically a using hammer, see fine adjustment device) for solving a problem.
I used percussive tuning to fix the engine's timing problem.
by hashaday February 6, 2009
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Perjewvian

Rebecca is a Perjewvian.
by Sam the Ruthless November 3, 2009
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perv ass

a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!
Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!
by pussycontrol November 16, 2009
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personal geek squad

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.
Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.
by raptroes July 15, 2010
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