flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks May 14, 2018

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

Slush Panties

When a girl gets so wet from being turned on that her panties get overly moist.

That guy over there is so hot he gave me slush panties.

by Smerrk May 25, 2011

Indian panini

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

The Black Panther

The Black Panther is the time ole tradition of dawning a black leather glove then aggressively fisting your eagerly awaiting lovers vagina and/or anus

Cassie wants the Black Panther tonight since the glove adds a little more girth and friction to the action

by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat February 2, 2018

No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010