Hong Kong Police

The lartgest group of thugs in Hong Kong

Low IQ, low EQ, low education level, low moral standard, low sense of obeying the laws, low respect to human rights, this is Hong Kong Police.

by FuckHKCops May 1, 2020

Potato PC

Personal Computer that sucks at everything. Old model, takes 10 minute to boot and you will get a very low fps when you play using it.

Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.

by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019

carl poppa

A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.

"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."

by platoniccuddle June 7, 2016

The Poet

Code name for a mole or undercover government informat.

The bust was successful thanks impart to "The Poet" working undercover and providing information.

by Brian Knowles July 21, 2011

The Posies

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.

Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009

mongolian midway point

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.

While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019