Penis Slogan

Penis Slogan: {pee-nis sloh-guhn} (N.) Any original slogan, phrase, or aspect of pop culture that has been tweaked and modified, carefully inserting the Penis, to create a satisfying new rendition of the original.

Some Penis Slogans:
1. It's one small step for man... One giant Penis for mankind
2. Capital One, whats in your Penis?
3. The 40 Year Old Penis
4. Penis, It’s what’s for dinner!
5. The Good, the Bad, and the Penis
6. Sprite. Obey your Penis.
7. To Penis or not to Penis? That's the question.
8. Give me Penis, or give me death!
9. I swear to give the Penis, the whole Penis, and nothing but the Penis.
10. Honey I shrunk the Penis!
11. A Penis a day keeps the doctor away!
12. Papa John’s: Better ingredients, better Penis
13. James and the Giant Penis.
14. Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Penis!
15. Snow white and the seven Penises
16. Where's the cream filling? Penis, now that's the stuff
17. Skittles - taste the Penis
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Penis?
19. Subway, eat Penis!
20. I’m Cuckoo for Coco-Penis!
21. There is no wrong way, to eat a Penis.
22. Think outside the Penis
23. White Penis: What you Crave!
24. America's next top Penis.
25. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
26. Like a good neighbor, Penis is there.
27. You can’t catch me lucky Penis!
28. Pay no attention to the man behind the Penis!
29. Ask not what your Penis can do for you-- ask what you can do for your Penis.

by crazylegs123 January 19, 2010

penne

From Wikipedia:

Penne (pronounced /ˈpɛniː/ UK, or /ˈpɛneɪ/ US) is a type of pasta with cylinder-shaped pieces. Penne is the plural form of the Italian penna, deriving from Latin penna (meaning "feather" or "quill"). In Italy, penne are produced in two main variants: "penne lisce" (smooth) and "penne rigate" (furrowed), the latter having ridges on each penna.

N.B. Sometimes mistaken for "pene" in the Urban Dictionary, which is the correct term for "penis" in Italian and Spanish.

I hope you enjoy this copycat recipe for Macaroni Grill's Penne Rustica.

by Buddyflies September 9, 2011

Pensi

The upcoming model of the male sexual organ from mother nature. There is no release day as of writing this but it is said to have been in development for several years now.

Woah! Is that one of those new Pensi?

Hell yeah!
Nice!

by Pensiman February 3, 2021

time to penis

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke

"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."

by The Other John Hanclock December 26, 2011

Pentaholic

someone OBSESSED with Pentatonix

man, i watched some much pentatonix i think i became a pentaholic.

by tohkeyo February 22, 2015

Ghostiano penaldo

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.

Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Mike Pence

That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016