owen

A man who will pull bitches but with get roasted on a minecraft date

nigga owen

by martin luther qwueen July 20, 2021

Owen Wong

He is a student studying in La Salle College. He is very smart. He is the only counter to Terry Lam, who likes to throw tempo papers to form 1 students and confiscating any watch he sees with YouTube on it. He protects innocent Form 1 people who watch YouTube and play chess in class.

person A: *plays chess during form teacher period*
person B: Mr Lam is coming
owen wong: stfu I can handle this
*Terry Lam takes out 3 packs of tempo paper, sees him, and faints*

by fuckurmompussy August 22, 2024

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Owen Young

the biggest pleb ever. has a small weiner and a master at reenacting dj fucking skrillex

you are being such an owen young

by urmommy24627 February 8, 2022

Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021

Owen

a manipulative ass. also the most charming and funny lad you’ll ever meet

Girl: omg owen is such an ass

by noahmiller? June 19, 2021

owen

95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.

Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.

Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.

by the craccen November 5, 2019