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Nowhere Kansas
Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.
Nowhere Kansas by ScottX November 25, 2006
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nowhere in particular
phrase derived from author James Howard Kunstler's influential work 'The Geography Of Nowhere' which, like similar tomes with a social conscience (e.g., 'Fast Food Nation', 'Bowling Alone', et al), challenged Americans to reassess the plight of their urban/suburban landscapes, especially since the end of World War Two. What Kunstler found was a terrain blighted by shopping and strip malls, fast food restaurants, twelve lane super highways, shoddily constructed business and residential developments or what he referred to as 'cartoon architecture'.
Bill : say Tom, where are you living these days ?
Tom : oh, out on 197th Mile Rd. in Paradise County, just east of the Rolling Meadows gated community, adjacent to a Chuckie Cheese's and Major Magic's Pizza Revue, in between the 467th and 468th exit and on ramps to the eighteen lane Interstate, right behind the Wonderland strip mall, right next to a nature band-aid consisting of wood chips and one-foot tall shrubs.
Bill : Wow. In other words, nowhere in particular.
Tom : That's right ! Ain't this country great !
Tom : oh, out on 197th Mile Rd. in Paradise County, just east of the Rolling Meadows gated community, adjacent to a Chuckie Cheese's and Major Magic's Pizza Revue, in between the 467th and 468th exit and on ramps to the eighteen lane Interstate, right behind the Wonderland strip mall, right next to a nature band-aid consisting of wood chips and one-foot tall shrubs.
Bill : Wow. In other words, nowhere in particular.
Tom : That's right ! Ain't this country great !
nowhere in particular by Virgin Suicides July 13, 2017
NowThis
A shitty ass company that likes to take over good companies like Seeker Daily and SourceFedNERD and turns it into leftist and shitty un-nerd stuff.
NowThis by DankDefinitionMaker May 8, 2017
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
Most Addictive Game Play Now
Most Addictive Game Play Now by Jackson with a big johnson May 7, 2021