Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

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Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

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fake jugo

When a boy comes from an Balkan country ( and lives in Austria/Germany/Switzerland) but has not the typical jugo behavior. Instead he behaves more like a German or Austrian boy but has a few jugo Features and can talk in his home country language. He is not like a typical jugo boy in an German speaking country or like we call it here a ,proleten jugo’. He is not 100% jugo but also not 100% German/Austrian his behavior is a mix of both but a bit less jugo.

Yeah he is a fake jugo I like that a lot because he is not the typical proleten jugo boy we all know

by thejugofromvienna February 26, 2022

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Fake-up

The kind of make-up Instagram girls wear that looks really fake.

Bro, look at this thot wearing fake-up.

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 4, 2019

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Fake Original

A Fake Original is someone who appears to be Original and New to a bunch of naive people. But among people of their own kind, they are a dime a dozen. The difference between a Pretender Spender is, the Pretender Spender does not have money or credibility to begin with. The Fake Original is only original among suckers.

Youtube Fake Originals stunt on naive teenagers with Rolls Royces, Lambos and Private Jets. But, in the actual Millionaire world, they are tiny tryhards as everyone who is actually Wealthy owns these vehicles and can actually afford them.

by crdr12 May 3, 2018

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