needler

The purple needle shooting hand gun in halo. also know as the Barny Jizz gun.

ha! i gave that dude a facial with the needler

by noodleman April 21, 2005

Needle dick

a very long sharp skinny penis much like a needle

god that guys needle dick hurt last night

by Bag of tea June 7, 2009

AIDS needle

something you step on that gives you AIDS

the jersey shore has lots of AIDS needles

by yoJERraps! January 23, 2007

needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.

"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"

by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009

You need some milk

The definition of you need some milk means to suck tits and/or have bigger tits nigga

Alex said "you need some milk." To luz then luz asked "what does that mean?" Then Alex said "get tits!"

by Musa bitch demon November 18, 2016

needle

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

by Mike December 29, 2003

stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009