Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

Expecting gold out of nickels

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.

Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.

by Poyuma February 19, 2018

A Head Full Of Nickels

A phrase used to describe an absentminded or moronic person who can't retain anything.

Connor, man. Do you hear yourself? You definitely have a head full of nickels.

by cablenewz December 28, 2020

Bundle of Nickels

Abundance, greatness, , Angina and Gay Gary gadget ( aka public urinater) love to be around bundle of Nickels. Brings rightness and positive attitude to a gay situation.

Gay Gary gadget and Angina are lost without their bundle of Nickels

by Bundle of Nickels May 14, 2025

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025

Nicker Fritz

When someone cant quiet make it to the toilet.
Also known as a shart.

"Boy what stinks mary did you fart?"
"No i just did a nicker fritz"

by Sharron and Simone June 26, 2006