V Math

Short for “Vegan Math.” Math titles that indirectly promote a vegan lifestyle, by having zero questions on diary products like meat and milk, and excluding any brain-unfriendly chickens-and-rabbits and eggs word problems.

Math publishers are pressuring their meat-eating textbook authors for a V Math edition, by replacing questions on eggs, chocolate bars, and the like with non-diary products to target the millions of students and teachers with a vegan or vegetarian diet worldwide.

by MathPlus February 16, 2021

math rock

a band that uses a formula to write a song. Usually referring to bands influenced by Rush, Helmet, King Crimson, etc, which use complicated repeating rhythms, or highly intellecutalized beats based on some kind of math formula.

Dude, those guys are the sons of mathrock with their beats.

Rush wrote a song called YYZ, in which the beat is morse code for YYZ. That IS mathrock.

by octavius April 26, 2004

gay math

khan academy

student one: did you see that khan academy assignment
student two: yeah I know that is so gay math

by c skillet:) April 24, 2020

math

A womans phone number.

You see that cutie over there, i just got the math.

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

resource math

A class for a bunch of retards who don;t know what 2+2 is. They usually are one small class and are kids that either don't try or are future dominoes pizza guys.

My friend had a failing average and was put in resource math. He is a tard though.

by Janet the Ho October 15, 2007

Math

A subject that is easily understood by people who have learned how to work their brain and how one plus one really equals two. Should you really suck at math, you need to find a functioning brain at E-bay. Inverse of math expert, tin.

Since I know how one plus one equals two, I should know how math works.

by jvchen7 January 28, 2003

mathcore

Mathcore is a euphemism used to describe talentless bands of the hardcore genre who use this term to fool you into thinking their inability to produce a coherent and catchy sounding rhythm was intentional. As such, mathcore songs are typically an amalgamation of riffs that don't sound well together with little or usually no attention paid to smooth transitions between them. Technical guitar work, complex time signatures, unorthodox chords, etc is just a more polite way of saying the band, especially the guitarist, sucks.

The Dillinger Escape Plan blows and anyone who says they like them does so because it makes them seem more "hardcore" and they want to impress their friends and other hardcore scene kids. Mathcore = sucks.

by xxxxStevexxxx May 23, 2008