mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

Marshall the Mouse

Son of Ben the Rat, made by Fastgod on the indie site Gamejolt

You know that OC Marshall the Mouse?

by JukoDuko June 12, 2021

harold mouse

Harry mouse is a giga chad n

Yes harold mouse

by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022

Mickey Mouse

A demon known for kidnapping children and beating them until they the cried infinitely.

MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE COME INSIDE IT'S FUN INSIDE.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.

The Dallas Cowboys are a mickey mouse team.

by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022