mentarbate

Derivative of "masturbate."

The act of indulging in "analysis paralysis" when you should be getting things done instead. Possibly coined by Ryan Davis. A distant cousin of the verb "to bikeshed."

A: "I dunno, dude. The iPhone is sexy, but this Android phone comes with lasers."
B: "You've been debating this choice for weeks. Are you gonna mentarbate some more, or just buy one already?"

by bropocalypse October 21, 2010

Mental Drowning

The best Metal Band from Las Vegas EVER! It consists of Jenni- lead vocals Zach- drumbs and Krysti- Guitar and backing vocals THEY KICK @$$!

They still aren't signed yet though :(

by Kristina Delonge June 21, 2004

mental chub

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.

It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!

by Lillicious December 5, 2010

Mentee

Like a protégé, but with anal

Did you hear I got a new mentee, he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

by Mikeywitha September 20, 2015

mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009

nigga having a mental break down over nothing and calls people cultures

A dude misspelling vultures due to feeling betrayed.
Ex: Yelllow Kleeborp after deleting his discord server.

Dude that nigga having a mental break down over nothing and calls people cultures, he needs to chill

by Mikhail Romanov November 3, 2017

fun_da_mentalz

Dutty all girls crew from East London! Blup. Ickle Miz Ching, Ickle Miz Rude, Tiga Roze, Tiga Red, BEAST.

Another cru

by Shirnette January 26, 2004