Making Love 

When sex goes to hire a PR firm

Clara: We were making love....
Friend: Cut the crap and why don't you say you were having sex

Making Love by Unwashed_Jeans August 27, 2017

milking the spunk monkey 

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

milking the spunk monkey by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

making pizza 

A. To make pizza from scratch
B. To reheat/thaw and cook a reassembled pizza

A. Jarred and max decided to gather ingredients and began making pizza.
B. The hungry teen decided to begin making pizza she found in the freezer.

making pizza by LYSSA420 October 13, 2015

Mixing a Protein Shake 

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

Mixing a Protein Shake by jesster79 August 19, 2016

making lawyers 

Engaging in anal sex, generally by two men, but a man having anal sex with a woman can be called 'Making Lawyers' too. See also butt secks

Hey George, how 'bout you and me go back up in the woods and make us a lawyer or two? Sure Al, and since you're so good at it, you hug the tree first! I don't know about you, but I sure love making lawyers. We can always use more lawyers, nudge nudge, wink wink.

making lawyers by Clem Tirephucker January 5, 2009

smore making 

When two queers get together and have anal sex. the chocolate is the shit, the cracker is the dick, and the giz is the marshmellow.

Hey u flaming faggot, why don't you go make some smores.

smore making by ppp August 1, 2003

Strip mining 

The act of anal sex with a girl without a condom.

Although rugged and dangerous nothing compares to the raw feeling of strip mining a girl.

Strip mining by Stealth penguin April 11, 2011