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Bubblegum Metal 

A derivative of Bubblegum Pop, which known for being airy and sweet, and is very appealing to children.

Bubblegum metal however, emplacements the elements of Bubblegum Pop while being lead but Metal music. This can also be considered Sludge.

Most notable artist that is in the subgenre, is BabyMetal.

The best american example would be a song call "X" by Poppy.
Jay: This is great, it's heavy but cute, what is this?

Karl: it's Bubblegum Metal! Isn't it adorable!
Bubblegum Metal by PacoWannaTaco December 6, 2019
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full-metal retard 

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity
trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

thrash metal 

The most true metal genre ever created.
Consisting of pure angst of the teenage soul, high speeds and killer guitar solos. It will be a blast to your face.

Metallica - Creeping Death
#* Slayer
#* Megadeth
#* Metallica
#* Sepultura
#* Kreator
#* Testament
#* Onslaught
...and many many others, from the 80 thrash metal invasion.
thrash metal by Mef from teh Est January 13, 2009

metalhead basketball 

1. Any individual or group physical task performed awkwardly or without athleticism and with total disregard for the safety of others.
2. A complete and utter fiasco.
Watching Joe try to install his new countertops was total metalhead basketball. Not only were they crooked, but he dropped them on Tommy's fingers.

power metal 

Power metal is the music genre you will only be able to play if you have 16 hours of spare time each day to practice your instrument and study music theory for a decade.
Some power metal bands: Rhapsody of Fire, Ancient Bards, Nightwish, Fairyland, Luca Turilli.

metal drummer 

A drummer with two bass drums, no shirt and a bad attitude
Nasty-ass McDonalds employee: Sir, we're going to have to refuse to serve you unless you put on a shirt
Guitarist: Chill out, he's the drummer.
Nasty-ass mcdonalds employee: But policy clearly sta-
Metal drummer: WHAT THE FUCK POLICYFUCK ASS SHITTY RULEGODAMNITS-FPFFUCKING SHIRTS!!!!
Guitarist: See?! See what you did to him?!! Fuck the big mac, we're dining with the king tonight.
metal drummer by veem January 11, 2009

Acoustic Black Metal 

The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.
Acoustic Black Metal by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004