Mason

a friend, brother, classmate.

me: i cannot believe this mason finna nail math exam tomorrow!
me at math exam: Numbers mason, what do they mean?

by TheBowyer August 1, 2019

Mason

Mason is the dick who cheats on you with a hoe. He gives you roses to apologize to you but you throw them on the ground and cry. Your best friend never hesitates to call him the biggest dick (with the tiniest one) on the planet. Rarely are other Masons good, be careful if you fall in love with one.

“His name is Mason.”
“What?! Girl, run.”

by Queen of Raisins September 21, 2019

Mason

Mason is my fat friend. He gets annoying sometimes but he’s a good friend. It’s hard for me to forgive him because he dropped my fricken chicken nuggets and I’m still mad to this day. His fat ass eats too much and when I go to get lunch he’s the first person to get food and he always gets the pizza. If it’s Thursday or Friday he get the popcorn chicken and the orange chicken. In some words he’s pretty funny but he doesn’t eat anything healthy so he gets even more fatter. In conclusion he’s a good fat friend who eats too much and doesn’t like beans but is funny.

Mason is my friend.

by Bean luver 69 October 25, 2019

Mason

a baller ass kid who might seem autistic to the naked eye. His future is to be an NBA point guard or entrepreneur e.t.c, he will never be a mailman or garbage man. He makes fun of fat people and find nine eleven funny. He is not friends with Josh Richter.

Damn, did you see that fucking backflip Mason did in the pool.

by bigdad6969 November 4, 2019

Mason

Mason is funny stupidly funny cuz he has brain damage and he will make you LAUGH but dont be alarmed if he dicides to fight someone he might finger pop there bum because they made fun of his sweedish meatballs

Whoa it be mason where he going

He probably going to fight

by Frickin memes November 6, 2019

Mason Anderson

Needs to be deported immediately, if not terminated immediately.

"Damn Mason Anderson, he needs to get back over the border"

by Matt's a faggot November 7, 2019

Mason

A black loner with a addiction to video games. He is super gay and likes to play soggy waffle. He loves to do anal as he grinds Fortnite for several hours every day. If you disrespect him he will roll up and slap you with a pancake.

“You’re such a mason”

by Rawbuttplug November 23, 2019