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Monkey Tail 

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.
Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog
Monkey Tail by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

Monkey Nft

its a picture of a monkey and u can design it and sell it its literally a fucking pfp and shitheads buy it for like 1000 dollars instead of just saving the image heres what to do right click the picture save image or if u dont wanna be cald copy cat copy the image change one pixel and now its yours.
heres an example bitches. random shithead: *sells golen monkey nft a.k.a pfp* random fucker: OMG A GOLEN MONKEY NFT IAM A SHITHEAD SO ILL BUY IT EVEN IF ITS 1000 DOLLARS INSTEAD OF SAVING THE IMAGE OR RIGHT CLICKING THE IMAGE AND COPY IT. if you dont understand or hate me for this i dont care so fuck you.
Monkey Nft by mentallyEru December 11, 2021

monkey on a stick 

The elegant act of a female thrusting her backside on top of a male's penis as quickly as possible.
My roommate was watchin me get a monkey on a stick, waitin his turn
monkey on a stick by Straun November 2, 2008

monkey lover

A white bitch who screws blacks.
That Brittney, Shee is a monkey lover.
monkey lover by K3 September 15, 2003

Monkey on a Stick 

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone
He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.
Monkey on a Stick by deepfish January 16, 2015

Monkey Juice 

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.
Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!
Monkey Juice by Bulldog October 16, 2008